everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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