Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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