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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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