I faked an abortion last night.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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