so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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