I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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