I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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