Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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