There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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