but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Never underestimate the power of titties
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
