no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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