Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nicole vs. Life
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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