I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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