All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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