I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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