That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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