I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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