Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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