my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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