Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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