Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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