doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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