The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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