wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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