: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could teleport
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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