it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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