Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
there was a trapeze. enough said
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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