Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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