so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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