Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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