I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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