What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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