went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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