She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So apparently I’m into choking now
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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