I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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