she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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