No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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