I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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