his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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