How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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