Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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