found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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