And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
the liver wants what the liver wants
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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