I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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