Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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