I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My pussy is not your playground.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We're too hungover to prance.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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