Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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