It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
