I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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