I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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