Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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