There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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