how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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