he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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